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Thelonius Monk

A famous ..pianist. ihs grandson, also thelonius monk is a cool kid with a camo jacket. goes to my highschool.
whoa lok, theres thelonius monk with his sidekick, that kid is so awesoem. i want a camo jacket just like his!
by mandy December 13, 2004
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Return to Monke

to devolve into a monkey to reject modern society
i want to return to monke because modern society sucks
by andrew runge January 1, 2022
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Brooke Monk

Brooke Monk is an influencer, known mainly for being on Tiktok and Instagram. She is very gorgeous and is currently in a relationship with Sam Dezz.
"Did you see Brooke Monk's post! She's amazing!"
by sweetberryxoxo January 5, 2022
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bang'n a monk

All the white kids liked to play bang'n a monk in elementary school.
by chauncey7 April 5, 2010
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monk fuck

1) One who likes to engage in sexual relations with, or fuck, monks or other religious figures such as priests.
2) An insolent person.
The community shunned the man because of his well-known reputation as a monk fuck.

Jason never knows when to shut up. He is such a monk fuck.
by Mr. November February 7, 2009
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harry monk

English slang for spunk, and any idiot knows this, well anyone who actually is English
She had a load of Harry Monk on her Boat
by Jezza March 31, 2005
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Le Monke

He is a gorgeous being that sits on his prey before ultimately squishing them with his mighty booty checks. His lips are rounder than your head with his nipples hanging down over 48 meters! He is taller and stronger than King Kong and can crumble building from just sitting down. He is also a being that 14/15 Native American tribes worship. If you ever see him don't run and he will do it quick.
All hail Le monke. He's truly round. You can't get around him. There's no way around.
by Uh Oh STINKY POO October 21, 2019
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