meme machine 

someone who is in love with memes and just cant stop being annoying to their friend

Person 1: "Who is she?"
Person 2: "A meme machine...Sadly"
Meme Machine: "WATcH OuT"

meme machine by meme_machine_ January 6, 2017

body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

body massage machine by Smop December 25, 2005

time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.

I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.

time machine by umad69696 July 31, 2010

Wayback Machine 

A time machine.

"Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born."

-Jimmy James

Wayback Machine by Neeptide August 5, 2010

The machine that goes ping 

In Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, the machine that goes "ping" is a device that doctors use to determine that the baby they're delivering is alive.

It is also the most expensive machine in the whole hospital.

"Aah! I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favourite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to, and that way, it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account."

The machine that goes ping by RepelHistory September 26, 2005

Fog-machine 

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.

Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!

Fog-machine by Joseph spence November 15, 2016

Answering Machine 

An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

Answering Machine by Rederickfay October 26, 2004