loserface

los•er•face n.- one who is a failure at life, and will live the duration of their adult life as a hobo in a box

The loserface picked his nose for food, and wished he could be more like the amazing Tara Jacobson who is just so cool.

by Yo Mamma November 18, 2003

emo loser

Any and all individuals that think that their usually short lives so far are "so f'**n painful" they have to whine and cry about it on a regular basis in order to feel "special".

Woe is me, I'm such an "Emo Loser", I feel more deeply than anybody else in the whole wide world, including starving and prosecuted people with actual problems, and if you use your first amendment right to critisize me, I'll beat you to a pulp!

by mommo September 25, 2006

loser talk

All the stuff that comes out of a loser's mouth after he loses.

*After losing in a game of touch football*
Loser: That's not fair! The ball was slippery. The grass was too long.
Winner: Whatever...That's just loser talk.

by AlwaysAWinner April 12, 2009

loser

anybody who reads the urban dictionary

i am a loser

by CultistOfJimmy January 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary loser

A retard who posts definitions conveying/supporting their own not-so-politically-correct opinions. Yes, this definition is not very politically correct either. That would make me a hypocrite, which Urban Dictionary losers are as well.

An example would be the guy/girl who wrote the first definition for SkullCandy saying that they were very poor earphones and that those who bought them were idiots, or something like similar. Funny that, I just bought some today and have to say they are amazing. He/she was just an Urban Dictionary loser trying to push their own opinions on other people via this wonderful service.

by Unknown8372646 June 28, 2012

loser space

That section of the space-time continuum occupied by people outside the IT department.

"I'm just going out into loser space. Someone's forgotten which Post-It note they wrote their password on."

by entrails May 25, 2008

Loser's Manual

The Loser's Manual is really a User's Manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. The difference is that real men never consult the User's Manual.

Guy #1: Hey Kyle, I just bought this weed whacker, but can't figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the User's Manual?
Guy #2: You mean Loser's Manual don't you Jeff?
Guy #1: Why do you call it the Loser's Manual Kyle?
Guy #2: 'Cause only a Loser would have to use it, real men never consult the User's Manual.
Guy #1: I see, well in that case let's go get a beer.
Guy #2: Now you're talking.

by ReaperB October 26, 2013