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Spek london

A way of telling others in a videogame to stop speaking or typing in their third-world native language and rather use a more superior language to communicate.
Ingame chat user1: "Poshel ty musor ublyudok cyka blyat"
Ingame chat user2: "Spek london noob"
Ingame chat user1: "хахахахахаха"
Inhame chat user1: "Fakk you nob stupid"
by icewalla December 3, 2021
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London River

The River Thames, the river that runs through London, capital of the UK, and the main city of England, Great Britain and the British Isles.
This is a nautical or marine term, dating back many centuries, to the time when London was (one of) the main ports of England - see also Bristol - and many cargo ships berthed there.
Still in use in the 1980's, and probably beyond.
After over a year away on a British ship, seamen of all ranks would often get the 'Channels' as they passed between England and France, prior to ascending the London River and berthing in The Pool of London - and then paying off!
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London Ontario.

A city in south western Ontario. It was going to be the capital of Canada until the war of 1812 made it unsafe. Even though the British (including Canada) burnt down the white house and kicked America's ass. We thought It'd be safer to use Ottawa as our capital. It is a fairly large city divided up fairly geometrically. You know your from London if you know what EoA is. It's a decent city with plenty of bars and a bit of a hobo problem. But hey? that's what makes it interesting.
him-so dude did you just move EoA?

her-hellz yeah man, i guess this means that i lost all your respect.

him-I guess so : (


her - i hate living in the sault.

him - move here to london ontario. i'll put yah up.

her - kick ass. yeah... i hate urban dictionaries need to put the word in a sentence.... fucking hell.
by I MAKE WAFFLEZ. March 2, 2009
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East London

Best part of London. Has Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park and Westfield. Also has the baitest people.
Person 1- where’s your ends at?
Person 2: South London hbu?
Person 1: man said south 🤮
Person 1: East London still
by you my chickfila December 2, 2019
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London Bridge

A sex position in which a woman bends over backwards while receiving vaginal intercourse and giving oral sex simultaneously.
1.) Kristina Krohn has seen many a London Bridge in her day.

2.) The woman was found weeping on the side of the road. The police suspect a London Bridge.
by Eileen Bakanswallow May 19, 2007
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london town

an alternative name referring to London used mainly by the ignorant (e.g tourists) and pretencious twats.
"You've never been to London town"
by itsmeJT September 30, 2007
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London Fog

Farting in your partner's face while they cum while speaking in a british accent.
Sam shouted "I'm coming guv'na, if I can just see through this London Fog!" while cumming in Lizzy's mouth as she simultaneously farted in his face.
by Lord Smellderberry August 24, 2018
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