The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).
I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.
Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.
Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.
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Jenny: So if you could travel back in time, would you kill your grandfather?
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
Keenan: I invoke Newton's Flaming Limp Laser Sword!
Jenny: So? I totally would.
Keenan: Hell no!
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Noun: An individual who professes a belief in personal freedom and/or non-conformism and who uses this philosophical position to excuse a lack of personal grooming or hygiene.
He claims to be a hippie, but he votes republican and works for walmart: He's just a liberhairian slacker!
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Barack Obama is one of the worst Dumbass Liberals since Jimmy Carter nearly destroyed our country in the 70's. What an asshole!
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Fred wanted to open his mind to many things, rather than become a carpenter, so he majored in liberal arts.
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