limp swag

False swagger; Those who think they have it, but don't.

Guy 1: I've got some mad swag right now.
Guy 2: No, you have limp swag with that bro top on.

by th3thomas August 19, 2011

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

Limp Guinea

The moment after ejaculation and before flacidity where a penis is hanging at a specific curve. Not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.

I barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea

by 4striiiing January 5, 2017

limp nip

old womens breast that is saggy

Look at that limp nip

by unslayableman February 4, 2014

Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

twink limp

after a twink/bottom has sex, they have a limp.

bro do you see that ?? that guy has twink limp

by anorexicwhore June 20, 2020

limp tard

A slang/ diragatory term that conservatives use towards liberals.

"Alex jones thinks john oliver is a straight limp tard"

by Renaology April 19, 2018