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Ur Dad Lesbian

An amazing comeback to “ur mom gaythis phrase will also warp the time continuum.
Lenard: ur mom gay
Latrice: ur dad lesbian
*thanos engulfs half the planet
by Thanoseater April 4, 2019
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Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian
Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian
by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019
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screw you guys im king lesbian

when your local kwel jewish friend is in love with his lesbian teacher but yet doesnt know what lesbain means so---
Kyle "screw you guys im KING lesbian"
by YourNewFather November 19, 2021
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Lesbian

Why the hell are you looking up the definition of lesbian you desperate butthole!
I am a a lesbian.
by GRASS SNIFFER December 5, 2017
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lesbitarian

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female
Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?
by nathdogg September 24, 2003
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Lesbian Mule

A vulgar term aimed toward mean and or stubborn females.
by Eric Pete May 13, 2007
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Lesbian sex

Sex activities between two women
After Amy had fucked Bella hard they switched positions and Amy inched off her wet thong.

Amy opened her legs wide and told Bella that she was quite tight Bella replied “oh I’ll change that mommy” and giggled. Bella began to eat her out and tongue fucked her for over 10 minutes. Amy moaned much and Bella giggled “you’ll be moaning so hard when I’m finished with you moma” Amy widened her legs even more and Bella put a finger in her and Amy gasped. Bella shoved another up her pussy hole and moved them around inside of her. Amy moaned so much “ahh ohh ugh harder be- uhh harder” Bella slowly inserted a third finger into her tight pussy and Amy screamed. Bella then began to eat all of her sweet cum up and violently licked her clit back and fourth. Amy screeched out “ if your gonna go this far in FINISH ME OF MAMA” and Bella took the 17” dildo and pushed the cock slowly into the her she managed half of the plastic and then Amy was out of breath moaning for her to stop “please no more I can’t ughhh ohhh baby no” then Bella smiled and shoved the cock so far into her there was only an inch left and her cum was starting to slip all out of her. Bella put her mouth under her Vagina to let it drip into her mouth and left the dildo far in her lush pussy. Finally Bella took her hands on the dildo and pushed the last inch into her. Amy screamed so loud the whole block would have heard her. Bella very slowly pulled the cock out of her and licked up all of her juices

Best lesbian sex ever
by Hot stories January 7, 2021
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