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Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
by Highducky May 6, 2022
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naked lap

In any sport or game where someone gets skunked or fails to put up any points on the board, they must take all their clothes off and run a lap around the house naked
Yo Danny got 3 stocked in every match in Super Smash Bros, now he’s gotta take a naked lap around the apartment complex!

Bro you didn’t make a single basket in our 1 on 1 basketball game, get those clothes off and start running your naked lap.
by ChunkyBenis October 6, 2022
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lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
Used in a sentence: “Give me that lap you lap daddy.” Also: “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”
by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022
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Lap Gravy

The cum that comes out and lands on your lap, when the girl can’t swallow it all...
Kat was giving me road head on the way over, and I ended up with “lap gravy” because she couldn’t swallow it all...
by Lapgravy101 January 14, 2021
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Lap Smoothie

The inevitable end result of a lap dance on/from a virgin(s).
It was the kid's first lap dance which ended in a lap smoothie.
by McMorty March 17, 2021
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lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap
Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…
by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022
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Take a Lap

What you tell someone to do when they think they're hot shit.
When some twat is showing off: "Easyy hero, go take a lap."
by An Ex-PuckFuckAndChuck April 24, 2009
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