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Landon

Landon is someone who might fight his demons every day but still manages to put a smile on his face. He has the most GORGEOUS blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. One of the most HANDSOME boys you will ever meet. He is great with kids. He is someone who will make you really happy when you see his face. He is also a GENTLEMEN. He is smart, athletic, and super funny. He is really good at knockout and volleyball. He is also really good at spiking a volleyball. So basically he is an angel.
Girl 1- OMG! Who is that charming, and handsome boy?
Girl 2- He is new.

Girl 3- That must be a Landon.
Girl 1, 2, and 3- He is so cute
by anonymous February 18, 2021
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Landon

Landon is awesome and the sexiest dude you'll ever meet. Does not like beans contrary to popular belief. Does not like telutubbies, but honestly who does? Al the girls like him and you should be more like him. My name is Landon, sue me.
Girl: OMG Landon just talked to me!!!!!!!!
Other Girls: Faint.
by NotLandon February 27, 2021
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Landon

Ewwww thats landon, he is a slut for gold diggers
by F_ur_mo March 2, 2022
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Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.
Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.
by Super_Anon October 16, 2014
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Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.
Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.
by John December 5, 2004
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landon

A slang word for saying, "see you soon", "see you shortly".
Joe: Ah nice seeing you today!
Mike: Yeah it was!
Joe: Landon man!

Mike: Landon.
by Yesboy123 October 4, 2011
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landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.
He was being all 'landon' about it.
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