(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!
by James Enockson May 17, 2006
Get the frog landing zone mug.A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".
Hence the "crash landing".
Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?
Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!
Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!
Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!
by Joe dan keith May 29, 2008
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A man with an unusually large dick who keeps his woman cock-whipped simply by the pleasure he gives her in bed. He's the boss of his castle. When he says jump, she says how high? And if she ever gets upitty, he simply whips out his massive rod of correction and bangs on her until she begs her master for mercy. Basically she's addicted to his big cock and will be good so she doesn't risk losing it.
"I told my woman to get me a beer last night and she had the nerve to tell me to get it myself. Well, I had to lay down the law real good after that. I gave it to her for an hour and a half. But I think she wanted it that way all along."
"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."
"So how's that new boyfriend of yours in bed, Julie?"
"Well, he's sweet and all, but he's not exactly Laying Down the Law if you know what I mean."
"Oh yeah. I know the type. I give it 2 weeks tops."
by Erotic writer April 26, 2010
Get the Laying Down the Law mug."Laying low in the Cut" Would be you were helping with something but you just stuck to the sideline and did your own thing.
I was in a group for class and It was me and three other people and I just let them do the work.
Dude: Yeah you were just laying low in the cut. {Slang} {Lazy} {Chillen}
Dude: Yeah you were just laying low in the cut. {Slang} {Lazy} {Chillen}
by Otownwhite687 November 13, 2015
Get the Laying low in the cut mug.Quite possibly the coolest/best school in the nation. Home to the most amazing people ever, LMS is quite envied by it's rival schools, Cario and Moultrie. The kids at this school are comedy gold, smart as hell, pretty damn good lookin, cooler than...anyone, the nicest people you'll ever meet, the best partiers around, fresh till death, fly till they die, and are just amazing in general. All the kids at Laing- cheerleaders, jocks, skaters, partiers, towne center junkies, nerds, good-goodies, surfers, islanders, rednecks, country boys, tomboys, girly girls, football players, ballers, comedians, weirdos, crazy kids, etc. all combine in the end to make one big ass family, for a pretty smal lschool. They bleed maroon and black, and represent like no other. The teachers at this school are AMAZING, and their band/orchestra wins 1st at every competition. This place is just epic. Their sports teams are too fly for haters to hate them.
"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3
"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3
by FMdog10 March 27, 2011
Get the Laing Middle School mug.Stephen's dingle began to tingle and he regretted hooking up with that girl on spring break because he now had a rash and a serious case of latingo.
by REH13 February 23, 2009
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