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Lonely Threesome 

The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"
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Little Lonely Leaf Lune Luna

Luna is a caring person, who has a messed up sleeping schedule, they live on Discord and make all the communities they involve themselves in better.
What's "Little Lonely Leaf Lune Luna" doing up?? It's late!!
Having a tiny little mental hole inside of you that keeps you from being happy. You can try to fill that empty spot with rainbows and happy thoughts... but happiness will almost always keep leaking out of that hole. Worst of all, the longer you have that hole, the bigger it seems to get. Stupid hole...
You feel lonely.. I feel lonely.

He, she, we... feel lonely. T_T
Lonely by Xx-kutsuu-xX January 19, 2010

lovelypeaches 

ate her ass last night, found bugs on my dick
yoo this girl gave me some bad stds her name was lovelypeaches she gave me bugs

The Lonely Island 

A comedy trio that is hilarious. Best known for the youtube sensation "Jizz In My Pants" that was also featured on SNL. Other works of genius by them include: "On A Boat (featuring T-Pain)," "Ka-Blamo!," "Bing Bong Brothers (parody of 'The Whisper Song' by The Ying Yang Twins)," "We Like Sportz," "Just 2 Guyz," "Stork Patrol," and others. All 3 of them (Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, Akiva Schaffer) perform on/write for Saturday Night Live (SNL.)
Have and album out called "Incredibad."
The Lonely Island are involved in Saturday Night Live sensations such as "Dick In A Box" and "Lazy Sunday"

They are also incredibly fit. Girls think they are hot. 'Cause they are.
Person #1: Hey, who are those hunks from that movie, "Hot Rod"?

Person #2: That would be The Lonely Island. Duh.

Lonely Nigga hours 

The time of night when a nigga feels lonely so they decide to bust a nut.

destroy lonely 

A term used to describe how somewhere looks around you, or what outside looks like. typically includes a dark, grey, foggy, or ghoulish scenery
Holy sh*t it’s 3am and it’s so foggy and dark outside it’s so destroy lonely out right now

*See’s a dark and mysterious looking photo of outside*

“that’s so destroy lonely omg”
destroy lonely by DeclaredTriumph January 25, 2023