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Kyle

Person 1: have you seen kyle?
Person 2: probably watching the jets game
by Swiper666 March 9, 2019
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Kyle

A kid who wore colorful Osiris shoes and drank monster religiously and wore Cookie Monster flat caps back in 2009
Person 1: woah dude you have Osiris shoes in your closet

Person 2: yeah

Person 1: and a Cookie Monster hat, I didn’t know you were a Kyle
by That Nig with tha Jordan 1s April 26, 2019
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Kyle

Thicc daddy more thicc then most girls very athletic and a play but most of all VERY THICC
Kyle is very thicc and very smexy
by ThiccdaddythiccdaddyTHIC February 23, 2021
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Kyle

A faggot who sits and plays Fortnite all night while drinking 10 monster energy’s an hour
by FuckYouKyle January 15, 2020
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Kyle

A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 5, 2019
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kyles

Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.
"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"
by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020
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Kylee

One of the sexiest guys in earth. Always there to make you happy and smile from ear to ear. Never judges anyone and has the cutest smile
Kylee’s girlfriend is sooo lucky
by Hisgirl September 14, 2019
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