Kinder Surprise

When the ugly teacher bends over to help someone in front of you, and you see his/her cack and underwear.

Help me god, I've just witnessed the worst Kinder surprise of all time.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

kinderlope

a blowjob

man im botta give you kinderlope

by iufhdibsndm March 23, 2021

kinderqueer

A kinderqueer is a name given to any homosexual under the age of 18 that strictly bans them from orgies.....unless the guy throwing it doesn't care *evil grin*

man1: Damn thats a fine ass man
man2: Hey! thats a kinderqueer, you wanna go to prison or something??
man1: Damn, you just can't tell these days.

by Loki the homo August 9, 2006

kinderegg

A Canadian childresn's treat. A hollow chocolate egg with a toy inside.

It's like an Easter egg, but with a chocolate shell instead of plastic! A Kinderegg!

by grace1129 September 1, 2008

Kindergarten Complex

When a person adds a needless definition to a free public dictionary already filled with tons of extraneous words and phrases. See retard

"Kindergarten complex. Who the hell needs to know that word?" cried Johnny.

by Rachel May 13, 2005

Kindergarten Gamer

A person who plays video games in a kindergarten fashion.

My cusin Josh is a Kindergarten gamer because he plays a FPS in third person.

by Andrew_86037 July 3, 2006

kinderwhore

One of the most amazing songs on the face of the earth produced by Shabutie

Holy crap Kinderwhore is the best song on the face of the earth. Claudio Sanchez's voice makes my panties wet.

by thefallofanna April 12, 2008