(noun) a bag/pouch/etc. that contains lighters, grinders, rolling papers, pipes, and/or other things a stoner needs to smoke it up
"Hey dude, should we stop by the store to grab a blunt?"
"Nah man, I have one on me. You know I always carry my stoner survival kit."
"Nah man, I have one on me. You know I always carry my stoner survival kit."
by Mydickistherealbiglebowski March 5, 2014

guy 1: you fuck that bird then?
guy 2: yeah mate, took a lil trip down the Kit Kat Highway
guy 1: nice one son!
guy 2: yeah mate, took a lil trip down the Kit Kat Highway
guy 1: nice one son!
by Jimzilla May 9, 2006

a chocalatey- wafery mix made of win and rainbows. most known for the old commercials they would that were all like- "gimme a break, geimme a break, gimme a break o' that kit-kat bar!" ...*sigh*... the good ol' days... *sniff*
*sees a kit-kat bar* *glomp'd* later... "what? chocolate, wafers, on MY face?!?! psh- i dunno wtf your talkin bout.."
by rawr, poke January 29, 2009

by Official Buzzy June 20, 2021

by Misty wan July 23, 2017

Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.
by PayPhoneGuy October 22, 2006

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
