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Lez Kitten

Noun. Lesbian, usually of the softball playing variety. Wears boys clothing, no make-up, and hair in a slicked back ponytail.
Did you see those two lez kittens holding hands in the hallway, they looked great in their softball uniforms?
by Tatiana Tales May 28, 2009
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Kite Runner

(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.
Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!
by Y3110VV September 24, 2005
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Urban Kinetic

(Noun and Verb) Describes a person of group of people who have good social worth and an active life in an urban environment. The kinds of people who are on the scene, party, are with the current flow of culture and urban pace. This is not to be confused with those who just follow trends and tag along- Urban Kinetic people are more in a leadership role and very active in making the trend. Someone who sets a tone or theme as opposed to one who would just copy or adopt it.
I heard this label also used for in a negative context as well- Those people who are over reactive and energetic in an insecure and twitchy or spastic way. People who are wired for no reason and the effect they cause others in others due to that.

At worst the Urban Kinetic types try to make the scene into some awkward teenage high-school clique setting or snobby country club mood in what ever place its happening. In the best form these are the kind of people who are fun and make groups and others feel more coherent and bring stylish energy into the activities.
Urban Kinetic Examples:

Bad Types: Late adopters of trends and fashions who think they are original, Fake Pimps and Fake Players/Pick up Artists, People who lack social skill and pacing and copy the identities of others, Rude/ Nervous for no reason people on the Club scene

Positive Types: People oriented Club Promoters and Djs, Hot chicks who have been friends as a group of a long time, Artists who are comfortable expressing creativity in many settings, bisexual girls, Guys who have been through peak experiences together and click well as a unit, Musicians of different types, The positive list goes on and on…
by JoeyPete September 5, 2008
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cougar kitten

A cougar kitten is a "new to the cougar lifestyle" girl in her mid 30's to mid 40's. She's testing the turf with a innocent approach. Mature seasoned to the scene, Cougar Women refer to the younger girls as cougar kittens.
Most boy toys want the experience and the money that comes from a mature, independent Cougar Woman,"she's just a Cougar Kitten."
by bflirty March 9, 2010
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Kitten Bomb

Proverbial strategic distraction device. It is a projectile that contains special ops trained kittens that eject and distract the targets then retreat back to home base eluding tracking. In extraction: an extremely cute distraction.
A beautiful girl passed me on the street and threw me a kitten bomb with her eyes and before I knew it I walked into a trash can.
by SharpKiss May 23, 2009
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Kitten Tattoo

Any mark, scratch, scar or cut obtained by playing and/or living with a playful kitten.
Girl 1: Look at that. See that slash on the back of my hand? That's a Kitten Tattoo, right there.
Girl 2: Ouch, man. That had to hurt.
Girl 1: Yeah. She's such a cute little furball though!
by Reals December 16, 2008
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kitten mouth

when your too tired to brush your teeth before you go to sleep and you have been mouth breathing all night. In tha morning your mouth is dry, scratchie and tasete like kitten.
yawn" ewww. kitten mouth:p
by SeraBerghorn September 20, 2010
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