more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.
by x^7 May 10, 2023
Get the kiss yourself mug.A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.
Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018
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Get the Smile kiss mug.A: So how was your date?
B: It was alright. he kissed me goodbye at the end of the night.
A: How was it?
B: Well it went from innocent to rapist :S
A: Ohhh... a Vadim kiss?
B: It was alright. he kissed me goodbye at the end of the night.
A: How was it?
B: Well it went from innocent to rapist :S
A: Ohhh... a Vadim kiss?
by AnCC March 22, 2010
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Get the French kiss mug.An uncommon act between lovers. Very erotic, and creates an euphoric state if done correctly. It is a very intimate act that requires some practice. To Breath Kiss you create an airtight seal with your lips together, while your partner exhales you inhale, repeating this for up to several minutes. No cheating by inhaling or exhaling through the nose.
Wow...! I had the most incredibly intimate moment with my girlfriend last night. We Breath Kissed!!!
by Circus Bouy February 14, 2010
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