Underwear Kisses

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.

Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018

Reindeer Kiss

Slang for patches of superficial frostbite on exposed skin. Used mostly in the Canadian Army by old school infantry NCOs.

You've got a reindeer kiss on your cheek, better cover up your face private.
Reindeer kisses are just the cost of doing business up here in the North.

by HiHelloIsTaken February 6, 2020

Smile kiss

When 2 people smile at each other because they love each other and they kiss while smiling.

P1: Why are you smiling at me?
P2: Because you smile too.
P1: We should have a smile kiss:).

by mutatie777 December 26, 2021

Vadim kiss

A kiss that starts off in an innocent way, but finishes in rapist way.

A: So how was your date?
B: It was alright. he kissed me goodbye at the end of the night.
A: How was it?
B: Well it went from innocent to rapist :S
A: Ohhh... a Vadim kiss?

by AnCC March 22, 2010

Homie Kiss

The act of kissing your homie. It ain't gay if you got socks on

1. Yo bro gotta head out
2. Aight, see ya later fam
*They Homie Kiss

by T-Ball_haha December 5, 2019

French kiss

When two people do mouth-fight for a chewing gum without a chewing gum.

- Do you like French kiss?
- I prefer French fries.

by unmol December 9, 2022

Breath Kiss

An uncommon act between lovers. Very erotic, and creates an euphoric state if done correctly. It is a very intimate act that requires some practice. To Breath Kiss you create an airtight seal with your lips together, while your partner exhales you inhale, repeating this for up to several minutes. No cheating by inhaling or exhaling through the nose.

Wow...! I had the most incredibly intimate moment with my girlfriend last night. We Breath Kissed!!!

by Circus Bouy February 14, 2010