stiffy killer

A girl so ugly that she immediately deflates a perfectly good hard-on by simply looking at you.

Things were going good at the party until, Rita brought her stiffy killer friend Bertha, and it was all down hill from there.

by J.B. Trevor March 17, 2008

hunter-killer team

Term that describes a set of tactics that involves any small reconnaissance element working in concert with a large fire-superiority element. The reconnaissance element searches out targets while the fire-superiority element lays in wait to be called forward whenever the reconnaissance element locates a target. This minimizes the amount of movement carried out by the larger and more conspicuous fire-superiority element, which would make it vulnerable, since the reconnaissance element can better employ stealth and concealment as it searches out targets for the fire superiority element to destroy. Term may be meaningfully applied to ground, naval or aerial tactical formations.

The true meaning of the term "hunter-killer team" is quickly passing into obscurity as electronics reduce the need for human reconnaissance and make remote reconnaissance more and more commonplace; nowadays the term is mostly self-applied by various military organizations to make its members feel cool and sexy.

A small reconnaissance helicopter and a large gunship helicopter, working together as a hunter-killer team, made short work of the enemy positions.

Grunt #1: "First platoon sucks compared to second platoon. Second platoon is the 'Hunter-Killers.' That's 'cause second platoon's a hunter-killer team."
Grunt #2: "What's a hunter-killer team?"
Grunt #1: "........"

by takarakujiniatatta June 28, 2010

Cereal Killer

When you think about it, you use milk to drown your cereal. So technically...
YOUR MILK IS KILLING YOUR CEREAL!! Therefore, milk is the true "cereal killer".

Guy 1: Cereal killer is good for you!
Guy 2: *runs away from him*
Guy 1: Tee hee hee

by dumbqueen_prettydudett January 2, 2021

Ass-Breath Killers

Not to be confused with Courage Juice

Pills with the taste of lemon merengue developed by Dr. Mawangi Misoi before his hanging hundreds of years ago. Cures Ass-Breath by hardening the backbone. Currently produced in Cuba. Originally made from ground gunpowder made by Haitian slaves and sweat from Seminoles who fought against the U.S. Army in the Seminole wars. Tested on Nathaniel “Nat” Turner, then further tested in France, It should also be noted a bottle of it was found in the clenched dead hand of the white John Brown.

Ingredients were added by various people from places like Russia, The Congo, Vietnam, and China. Currently on the FDA Shit-List.

Person 1: So you done took the Ass-Breath Killers, is it workin yet?
Person 2: Nah; man is yours workin yet?
Person 1: I think mine is about to start workin now, There it goes
Corporate Drone: Hey what are you guys supposed to be doin?
Person 1: I'm supposed to be draggin my foot, out your motherfuckin ass.

by Givl Upi July 11, 2018

killer pussy

A pussy so good so tight so wet squeezing so hard it makes it impossible for a man to hold his orgasm.

Damn that s a killer pussy! I cant stop my come

by tatzdacat April 1, 2015

Syrial Killer

One who kills a lot of Syrians.

Bashar al-Assad, The Syrian President

Syrial Killer drivin that tank.

Bashar al-Assad is a mother fuckin Syrial Killer yo!

by Regaa September 7, 2013

ichi the killer

An awesomely inventive and original movie directed by Takashi Miike. Funny, shocking and cool as hell.
Hated by people with no sense of humour who are probably Christian and big fans of Hollywood bullshit.

"Holy shit, Ichi the killer is awesome."
"Yeah dude, show me the part where the guys face slides down the wall."

by Andy Surf July 2, 2006