keyed up

really high on cocaine
(presumably because you've been using car *key* to bump cocaine in some bathroom)
one more bump before we go?
naw, i'm all keyed up, let's roll.
by situsitu November 29, 2011
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Shift Key

The key no one EVER bloody fucking uses. This key is normally ignored by morons, imbeciles, ignorants, dumbasses, shitbirds, and all around -twats-.
Morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
See: GrammarPunctuation
People on the internet often come back with a big, bullshit argument based on the 'fact' that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
Well you know what, shitbird? If you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. I, personally, think writing "omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! LOL!"
Shitbird (someone who ignores shift): hi wasszup lol
Me: After you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to fucking murder you with a rusty butter-knife.

Shitbirdtwo: Omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lOL
Me: Go fall in a well and DIE.
by Mayleena May 24, 2007
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off key

Singing in the wrong note or pitch; flat or sharp.
Kenny,Kevin,Jim,Jamie,Matt,Matt,Robert,Jason,Jon,Bill,Tom,Uriah,Harun,Hayden,Harvey,Fargo and Theo are all horrible singers,the way they always sing off key.
by JMC70 September 16, 2017
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alt key

The key used on Windows for numerous reasons.

1. For simple access to menu items. Why did they make the mouse then?
2. For simple access to widgets, or window items. Once again, a complete use of no mouse.
3. To make special characters. By holding down Alt, typing a number on the number pad, and letting go of alt, you can create little e's like é, or a's like å, or so on. Unfortunately, this is a blatant copy of the Macintosh operating system BUT in a much more confusing interface. Once again, for example, pushing option-e then e on the Mac gives you é. On windows... i don't even know the combination. It's too confusing.
4. Used in the ominous key command Ctrl-Alt-Delete.
1. Press Alt-F for the File menu.
2. Press Alt-G to change the option.
3. Press Alt-156 for some strange character.
4. Duh.
by ianweller December 5, 2004
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church key

Hey Joe, where'd you leave the church key. This ain't no twist off, y' know.
by travis September 6, 2003
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Broseley Key

The act of opening a door with your foot because you don't have the key.
HomeOwner How did you get in, the door was locked?

Jay I used the Broseley key
by Anonymouse123 January 13, 2014
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Dingle Key

What a retarded hillbilly calls a USB stick.
I was on my damn computer and the goddamn dingle key didn't have any of my files!
by fred durst 2 January 5, 2023
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