by Mr Wiggless October 5, 2010

by Lemonachi_man October 29, 2023

My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
by Vlad1Vostok May 7, 2024

by anonymous March 17, 2025

by Twink_Tucker January 6, 2021

This is a form of art typically performed by drunks once enough of their kebab has been eaten. The leftovers are either: thrown on the floor, posted through mail boxes, or smeared over shop windows.
Just as Ian said: 'I've had enough of this rancid shit', he threw the kebab over his shoulder. It landed with a pleasing splatter and decorated the pavement with a wonderful array of patterns, colours and textures.
Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.
A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
Meanwhile, Simon was trying to make slithers of donner meat stick to shop windows.
A couple of swampbeast bitches walked past and said 'wow, a pair of kebab decorator'!
by ClinterousMk2 May 12, 2010

Wade was out past midnight enjoying his favourite Turkish delicacy. The security guard asked him to move along. A kebabing was in order.
by MrJaiger December 10, 2023
