Kardashians

A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.

Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!

by VoiceOfGosh November 3, 2011

The Kardashians

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Keeping up with a regular pubic hair shaving regimen.

"Hey, you think you're going to get any action tonight?"

"I don't know, man, I haven't been keeping up with the kardashians and she doesn't like going down there when I don't."

by sexybackbob May 13, 2010

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' is the perfect show for you if you like the feeling you get when your brain is disintergrating. I caught a clip of it one time and Kim was unhappy because Kourtney borrowed her things without asking. So basically, the people in it just make a soap opera out of everything that happens in their world of nonsense. If you like 'The Hills', you'll like this. It's exactly the same, except the cast are fatter.

Tracy: I hate it when my parents go on about how much more clever by sister is then me. I wish I was that clever. But, I'd have to spend a lifetime studying to get up to her level.
Lauren: Rather then make yourself smarter, why not just make your sister dumber. Make her watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians'. Her brain will turn into mush in no time.

by SeeWithoutHavingtoGo August 16, 2009

Middle Class Kardashians

People who act like and think they are Kardashians, but lack the funds.

We are pretty important, but good thing we are just. Middle Class Kardashians, If we had yachts and boats and planes, one of us would be dead.

by LizzyGlo June 14, 2020

Kardashi-ass

When an ass is outsized from the rest of the body.

She was thin but she had a Kardashi-ass.

by freudianstrip June 17, 2013

Karcashingin

(Kar-cashing-in)
A derogatory term referring to the act of self enrichment through instigating a decilne in social values, in particular Victorian-era conservative values.

It is a reference to Kim Kardashian's personal wealth creation off the back of her "leaked" sex tape, self-indulgence displayed in her reality TV show and, and profiteering from her over-hyped short term marriage to Kris Humpries.

Through its marketing as a hookup app, the creators of Tinder have been Karcashingin on society.

by 6283648 January 11, 2015