Kyle

An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him

Omg your dating kyle. You are so lucky

by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.

Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee

by russianamish June 18, 2019

Kyle

An absolute ass. Is cute but needs to stop cheating on a whole bunch of girls at once.

Bob: Wow! Kyle is a complete player!
Harry: I know! He dated both of my sisters at the SAME TIME!
Bob: What?

by slenderproxy69 May 6, 2020

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is an extremely annoying fucker but he gets a lot of girls but he also can’t spell for shit he likes to get his balls tickled but only on Saturday cause he has boxing on Fridays he usually has a best friend called Zach but his best friend is the only thing good about him

Hey Kyle is a fucking dumbass but his friend Zach is cool

by Fortnite kid 13644 December 13, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a little gay asian like has a tiny cock and loves to suck dick.

You: Yo have you seen Kyle?

Wyatt: Yeah he's been sucking Joe.

You: who's Joe?

Wyatt: Joe Mama.

by Ur_moms_new_boyfriend June 20, 2020

Kyle

A person you loves Mountain Dew and is baptise by it and punches holes in walls

Hey Kyle you are Mountain Dewey

by Nonsemore June 11, 2019