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Joshua

Joshua is a boy who cares about his hair but doesn’t even take care of it, He’s fat but u can’t really see it he’s the monkey the handsome monkey likes his taco so but also gets abused by girls and listens to hella music but he likes food and tries to have a good style we love the monkey
by Lil bean 77 September 27, 2019
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Joshua

Joshua is usually a faggot with a small dick and prefers to be with guys then girls.He normally sits at home alone with no plans at all but to eat food and get fat.His brother Nick is everyone’s dad and will snatch your girl anytime Sexy mofo no homo. Joshua looks nothing like his family because he is extremely obese.Oof
“ Joshua makes my dick hard
by RyanBDaddy October 25, 2018
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Joshua

Joshua is a dick.
"Did you hear what Joshua did?" "No, what?" "Nothing. He just laid around like a blob all day!"
by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition September 15, 2018
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Joshua

A guy that tries too hard to be funny and fails miserably. Is mostly a complete tool to everyone and always manages to make a fool out of himself in some way, he also isn't liked by many people for obvious reasons.
"That Joshua guy always acts like such an idiot. Why does he exist?"
by imfeelinit March 11, 2017
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Joshua

he will say you are friends but a few weeks later he stops talking to you and ignoring you. He seems like he's going to be your friend forever but you're wrong he will stab you in the back and never talk to you. He can make people laugh but he's a straight up douche. He is a womanizer so like I'm saying don't trust him.
So basically when he has you on snap chat "Da best friend" and then blocks you out of nowhere he's a Joshua.
by Hiooo March 29, 2019
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Joshua

He is an ass who will cheat on you , ask for forgiveness , then do it again. He’ll break up with you for no specific reason. Then - he’ll act as if he’s hurting but secretly he’ll be fucking around already.

‘i don’t think it’s going to work out’

‘why?’
‘idk , just be happy without me

if you date a josh or you’re friends with one , he’ll talk shit behind your back and he’ll make you apologize and take blame for every situation .
Look it’s joshua
nobody likes him, he talks shit about everyone.’
by stopcappin October 24, 2019
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Joshua

A sound amazing sexy and attractive 12 year old Called Joshua just dab on the haters and watches Logan Paul
Peng girl:Who’s that?
Other peng girl:that mong,that’s Joshua
by Massivesket69 January 30, 2018
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