josh

The act of going to the toilet at the exact time that will make everyone wait for you.
I'm just going to do a josh
by DGangAlpha November 16, 2009
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josh

a guy that you will date and then he'll date your best friend
Don't be a josh
by Greasy grass 12345 August 18, 2015
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Josh

A guy who is an annoying, stalker, clingy, creep, perv, dresses ugly, is empty in the head, dumbass...but has pretty eyes
New kid in town who fights with everyone and thinks their really good Josh
by Thebestweedsmokersever! Sexy b November 07, 2011
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josh

a straight beast, some would even say a God. Super attractive and good at everything he does. Has the ability to pull any girl he wants and has fantastic intercourse. Draws the best penises
The guy I was with last night had the ablilities of a Josh Finlay.
by only the truth 17 September 26, 2018
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Josh

A player and a flirt. Will flirt with any girl that he knows and then when he gets a girlfriend he will break other girls hearts. He may sometimes cheat on a girl several times and deny it.
"Hey I hate Josh! He is such a player and he cheated on poor Sophie!"
by sexyosaurusssssssssssssss February 10, 2013
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Joshed

Verb
The action of uncontrollable diarrhea leading to spraying a restroom toilet, wall, floors and anything else in the surrounding "spray zone" usually brought on by poor diet and or alcohol.
Can someone call maintenance it looks like we've been Joshed again.
by Prosciutto Diparma March 28, 2018
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Josh A

Have you heard the new Josh A song?
by IYeetMyKid April 14, 2021
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