Blast Jockey

When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.

Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.

by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019

shock jock

Any radio personality who seeks to increase fame and audience size by sole virtue of acts or speeches aimed to cause public outcry.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Meat Jockey

a woman who prefers it on top during sex, where as she can resemble the up and down motions of a jockey in a horse race.

I bet that girl at the bar is a real meat jockey!

by ChaanaS June 13, 2011

bible jockey

Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.

"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"

by 1pwnj3$u$ October 18, 2006

jock

A male, usually popular, who goes around bossing around everyone except for fellow jocks and cheerleaders and acts like he's the shit. He goes around the city blaring 50 Cent or Eminem in his riced out econobox that has about 100 horsepower and tons of insanely gaudy exterior shit and no power producing parts which my MOM'S FUCKING RAV4 could easily smoke. He likes to fuck cheerleaders he barely knows day after day, getting them pregnant at the age of 15. Makes you wonder why the fuck they are "popular", doesn't it?

Take you away, from that empty apartment.........

by Blahb May 4, 2005

Bush Jockey

A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.

Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...

Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!

Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!

Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!

by Enigma Pie July 24, 2006

all up on my jock

The act of trying to flirt with someone extensively, what one who is tyring to flirt does to the one who is being flirted with.

"That chick we met last night was all up on my jock, yo." (That girl we met last night was shamelessly flirting with me.)

by Kelly McMuffin September 29, 2004