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John

The literal definition of a walking dick. And also, probably a walking std. Don't date a John unless you want to get cheated on.
'He cheated on you?, He must of been a John"
by rocky bob August 15, 2018
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John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm
John has a really big dick
by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 5, 2019
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John

Fucking stupid cunt who will eat your left over Little Cesar’s cheese pizza you were saving in the fridge
Me: Bro have you seen my pizza?
John: oh yeah I ate it
Me: .....
by Me, I’m him October 8, 2019
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John

Boy: who’s that?
Girl: That? That’s a John -.-
by Shippo’s shit November 14, 2019
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John

John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players
Girl one: Why did John move on so fast
Girl two: I don’t know. That player I am disgusted
by Notrealname245696 June 13, 2018
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John

A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.

A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.

Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
To have a *john* is to have true love
His the king of my heart
by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠ December 21, 2019
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John

A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend
by Sapsucker March 3, 2019
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