The always annoying class-whole. Generally more intelligent than his fellow peers although does not always choose the best course of action, if you were to ask him why he would probably respond with "thought it'd be funner, and yes its a word". He prides himself in being funny, usually due to someones miss-fortune or lack of intellect and always seems to be the first to point out stupidity. Will occasionally be addicted to either weed, sugar, caffeine, alcohol or any of the other non-dangerous drugs.
If you find yourself in the middle of a public disaster and you happen to see someone in the corner holding a drink and smirking, that's a Jestter
by The Jestter February 26, 2009
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Once Tim began gushing about Derek Jeter's calm eyes, he revealed to the whole world that he was a Jeter-sexual.
Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.
Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
Michael was so excited that the regional sports network that he worked for was letting him interview Derek Jeter. As Michael was sure he could not complete the entire interview without getting a boner, he asked that they conduct the interview while seated. Michael was not ready to come out as a Jeter-sexual.
Mike the sports columnist was so mad that the Yankees traded for A-Rod. Although the statistics showed that A-Rod was a superior baseball player to Derek Jeter, Mike knew in his heart that Derek Jeter was the better player. Mike wrote column after column, blaming A-Rod for everything that went wrong for the Yankees. Mike decided that professionalism was not important when it came to besmirching A-Rod's good name. Mike hoped that someday, Derek Jeter would notice all of Mike's hard work. Mike daydreamed about Derek taking him on a date. Tussling his mop of grey hair. Derek wouldn't pick on Mike for only being 5 feet tall and buying his clothes in the children's section of Sears. Mike dreamed of the day Derek would finally grow tired of having tons and tons of sex with dozens and dozens and the world's most beautiful women. Mike is a sad, sad Jeter-sexual.
by The Hoodie April 13, 2014
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A mixed-race male, usually half black half white or Filipino, that will always strive to be the top person in their group. Most people are usually jealous of him, but look up to him. They always want to have a good reputation and is well-remembered due to the odd name, or relation to Derek Jeter. Jeters are mostly found in NY/NJ and are usually born from 1999 to 2016. One example of this is Derek Jeter. A well-recommended name for babies.
A mixed-race male, usually half black half white or Filipino, that will always strive to be the top person in their group. Most people are usually jealous of him, but look up to him. They always want to have a good reputation and is well-remembered due to the odd name, or relation to Derek Jeter. Jeters are mostly found in NY/NJ and are usually born from 1999 to 2016. One example of this is Derek Jeter. A well-recommended name for babies.
1. This guy is so clean, he could almost be named Jeter!
2. I don't really know his race, but he seems like a great guy like he is Jeter.
3. You are named after Derek Jeter, Jeter?
2. I don't really know his race, but he seems like a great guy like he is Jeter.
3. You are named after Derek Jeter, Jeter?
by shookfuls May 23, 2018
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Lego's wasting their time making Jestro seem bad, he just wants No nut November to go by so he can take that harpy chick out.
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