Jessica Snow

Only the coolest girl in the entire world.
She likes to recite movie quotes like a BAMF and can moonwalk like a beast.

Also, she loves dogs but hates birds.
This chick is awesome!

"Jessica Snow and I are gonna go shoot some birds with super soakers later."

by Snowflake93 December 23, 2011

Jessinda

A beautiful, smart girl that I'm sprung on. Words alone cannot explain how awesome and great she is. ;)

I love you Jessinda!

by sttc January 3, 2008

Jessica

Jessica is a woman who smiles like a shy girl. She doesn't seem to know of the power in her shining countenance. Her big eyes strike the left of your chest leaving you happily encumbered and wondering if you measure up.

The source of her wholesome nature is surely a shining awareness finding no value in fabricating a facade. If she guides you in her thoughts, you are made feel at home.

...And yet she finds her injuries embarrassing and minimizes the nefarious acts of those who exploit her, but not out of fear or any weakness of the like. She sees the good in things but not enough in her self,( the latter prevailing across almost all humanity)and she's much more the arbiter of her destiny than she yet realizes.

Jessica is a woman you cant make your mind stop thinking about.

by Odd Fryman July 26, 2017

sarah jessica parker

One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........

by clairem June 19, 2007

Jessie

The best girl ever! Very nice, smart, caring and beautiful. She is always smiling and fun to be around. Everyone loves her. Basically the best person you've ever met

Person 1: Wow, that girl is so great I wish she was mine
Person 2: I bet she's a Jessie

by Micelle Swiss January 10, 2015

Jessica

The absolute most perfect person on the planet. No arguments. Everything about this girl is so amazing that she is sometimes thought to be an angel or goddess. She is the most beautiful girl to live on this planet. She will deny that, but it is a true fact and everybody knows it. She is the kindest, most caring person ever who will do anything to make you feel special. And she has the cutest laugh, smile, face, and pretty much anything else you can think of.

Guy 1: Hey, who's that angel over there?
Guy 2: That's Jessica, I also think she's an angel.

by failureninja95 November 27, 2012

jessica simpson

probably the dumbest living fuck on the face of the earth. she is only famous because she is "hot" as told by my friends omar and joe.

jessica simpson: it says chicken of the sea, but i thought it was fish, which is it?

by thegfofjoe May 17, 2006