Beef Jerky

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.

by The Jerky Guy January 19, 2009

Jerry

The god of the new world

Thank Jerry

by tim441 October 4, 2018

jerry-rig

To fix an object (usually mechanical) to a working condition in a haphazard way. Also known as doing a MacGyver on it. This can apply to any non working thing, to fix it in a nonconventional way. This term was created during WW2, in reference to the Germans who were referred to as "Jerries" as slang. Allies often came across hastily repaired objects left by the Germans hence the term Jerry-Rig came to be.

Tom Jerry-Rigged that engine so that it burns more fuel than it was designed to.

by Benjamin P Hutchins September 25, 2005

Jerry

The one friend in your circle of friends whos amazing at Rocket League and can take on a whole team by himself

I was playing Rocket League last night with the squad till we got matched up with some guy who pulled a jerry so I got pissed off so I threw my Xbox controller across the room and went to bed.

by Kiss my Asthm4 May 7, 2018

Jerky

1. The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

2. Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

1. "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth."

2. "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox

by Raimondo March 15, 2005

Jerry

The most awesome kindhearted guy, sweet, but stubborn. falls for one girl he would do anything for her and will always love her.

jerry is such a sweet guy.

by granter August 17, 2011

Jerry Lewis' Hair

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

by creedmoor October 10, 2004