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Forearm Jerk

A huge version of the middle finger used in Southern Europe countries like France, Italy, Spain, and Portugal, Eastern Europe countries like Georgia, Russia, Belarus, Poland, Ukraine, Western Europe countries like Great Britain, Germany, and Holland, and Latin American countries like Mexico, Guatemala, and Brazil. It means "Fuck off" in those countries and usually results in fights or worse.
"This guy gave me a kick in the ass because I accidentally gave his wife the Forearm Jerk."
by MidnightGolica2017 March 27, 2017
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Just Jerk January

This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!
Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."
by manish_here December 19, 2018
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Knee jerk liberal

a person of strong liberal convictions who reacts predictably and emotionally to certain events.
Did you see how he reacted?He must be a knee jerk liberal.
by NyloxGYTLOL June 13, 2021
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The Caribbean Jerk

Sexual activity which begins doggy style, at this point the male inserts his entire hand into the female's anus. He then proceeds to grip his own penis and jerk himself off.
"Hey I know how I like it, but I still want to have sex with you, mind if we just do the Caribbean Jerk?"
by bellirex May 11, 2013
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G. I. Jerk

An army looking dude that carries a label that encompasses being an asshole and also being a funny character in synergistic fashion. Somebody who very often commits mean but humorous acts of cruel unheroic behavior while thoroughly enjoying it.

A soldier asshole who causes trouble then hides in the face of danger

A soldier of misfortune.

Your boss.

A fictional animated character that mocks GI JOE

Your dad!
G. I. Jerk

The cadet that kicked the old lady in the shins and stole her groceries was GI JERK!!!!
by Kevin Anness December 9, 2008
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tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.
Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad
by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007
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Circle Jerk For Geeks

Short Form: CJ4G

Relating to Hockey Blogs, bloggers and commenters, who are focused on the use of advanced statistics in their analysis of players, often disregarding the fact that hockey is a team sport and cannot always be explained through a reliance on advanced statistics that focus on individual performance.

A Circle Jerk For Geeks blog is when those who are focused on these statistics (aka, "stats heads") beef each other up and pat themselves on the back for being elite hockey fans because they "understand" advanced stats and use them as a crutch.
Examples of content on a Circle Jerk for Geeks:

"his corsi fenwik dickfinity numbers are lower therefore his value to the blue line is objectively different as his shot percentage will not be sustainable in the long term"
by boobies4eva August 16, 2011
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