American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
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Jeffrey Edward Epstein was a Jewish-American private school teacher, turned billionaire banker, who ran a child sex trafficking ring in his many private estates, located in places such as Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris, rural New Mexico, and, perhaps most infamously, his private island in the United States Virgin Islands, Little St. James. He was connected to many wealthy and powerful individuals, such as Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, Prince Andrew of the British Royal Family, Stephen Hawking, and Leonardo DiCaprio. In August of 2019, Epstein allegedly committed suicide by hanging while being detained, in the Metropolitan Correctional Center, in New York City, on sex trafficking charges. The circumstances of his death, and connections to the elites of the world, have sparked many conspiracy theories behind his origins as well as the circumstances of his alleged suicide. Some argue that he didn't commit suicide, and was killed in order to prevent information about what happened at his estates from being released, while others believe he was snuck out of the prison, and is living in hiding.
Jeffrey Epstein may, or may not have killed himself, depending on who you ask. It's also probable that he's right now hiding in another Caribbean territory where the rich like to hide their money, such as Bermuda or the Cayman Islands. He's definitely wealthy enough to just nominally disappear from the public eye, if he wanted to.
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Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
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