horse jacob

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.

"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."

by poopdick February 4, 2004

gay jacob

A Jacob will always be gay no matter wat

Damn gay jacob

by Heellllllo December 5, 2017

Jaycob

Damn he pull the thick hoes

Jaycob is that Nigga that sits in the corner but you know he pulls hell of bitches... Damn a couple weeks ago I even saw him hitting Ashly Delagarza from the back raw in the locker room

by Yeeeeek Boy October 25, 2016

Jacobo

A type of person who would find and beat up anyone who makes fun of them.

He about to Jacobo your ass if he finds you. Better run away while you can.

by TheOneTrueJacobo May 5, 2019

yeshua jacob isidro

A weird guy who farts in public and eat his boogers

Boy 1: "Did you see Yeshua Jacob Isidro?" "He farted so loudly during the game that the players stopped to look at him!"
Boy 2: "Dang he's nasty!"

by BcHeEz November 14, 2019

jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jaco

A F1 fanatic who loves his BMW and gets road rage easily

Jaco jou rowe bliksem

by Nico10 February 5, 2020