Jasper

jasper is the weird kid of the group. no matter what he says, he doesnt have a cock. he is a cockless furry

"hey who is that? "
"oh pay no mind to him,"
"but he is meowing..."
"he is just being jasper."

by Ciel_thegirlboss July 13, 2022

jasper

a guy with a really big head who is black but looks or acts a little white.

girl: why are you such a loser?
guy: cuz......imma jasper

by sally johnson22 April 2, 2010

Jasper

A Jasper is something that is very obvious.

"Why are they punting on 4th down?" asked Fred, "That's a jasper," said Tom.

by falconclone October 26, 2007

jaspered

to jizz ones pants while dancing

Jasper jaspered his pants while dancing with Lexi, his homecoming date.

by Jasper Shan December 28, 2008

japped

getting your entire existence roasted by a japanese person

"i ate your dog"
"Bro, you just got japped!"

by jacob_mitchell2 February 22, 2017

Jasper

A ginger haired disabled sperm

Man 1: oh shit jasper is here
Man 2:run!!!

by Chubbryhamster October 16, 2017

jasper

hes the biggest nerd you will meet. you will be able to beat the crap out of him easily he will probabaly have glasses.

jasper is the biggest nerd

by somerandomguy8===D November 30, 2018