well if you were to call someone a jamie, you would probably get slapped. in fact, if you were to call someone a jamie you would probably get bitchslapped. simple as 1,2,3.
with that aside, let's go through what jamie is, alright? (:.
A jamie is one who thinks she is the shit, yet she says she hates people who is the shit on her myspace page. so basically, a jamie is a hypocrite. yet she says she also hates hypocrites on her myspace page.
a jamie is one who flatters herself constantly and would also say "don't flatter yourself." constantly to other people who compliment how they look, etc.
a jamie is one who would sex anyone just because they asked. and oh ho, i don't mean real life sex. i mean cybersex. i wonder why? probably cause she's so ugly and she pumps up the contrast to the max on her myspace pictures.
a jamie is one who is a fat ass.
with that aside, let's go through what jamie is, alright? (:.
A jamie is one who thinks she is the shit, yet she says she hates people who is the shit on her myspace page. so basically, a jamie is a hypocrite. yet she says she also hates hypocrites on her myspace page.
a jamie is one who flatters herself constantly and would also say "don't flatter yourself." constantly to other people who compliment how they look, etc.
a jamie is one who would sex anyone just because they asked. and oh ho, i don't mean real life sex. i mean cybersex. i wonder why? probably cause she's so ugly and she pumps up the contrast to the max on her myspace pictures.
a jamie is one who is a fat ass.
Jamie: hey, i just updated my myspace page (again) and i wrote that i hate hypocrites yet i am one myself :D!!!!!!
by secretjamiehater April 26, 2009
A mild retarded kid who gets drunk off 6 beers, gets beaten by his girlfriend and go to at durham college where success matters. He spends his days wasting away playing retro computer games instead of going to class. In all, he is a short emo kid that looks like he is 12 years old
Jamie: In order to cook a meal twice as fast you must first put it in the microwave and then put the microwave into the oven. this will enable you to cook food twice as fast
by jamie lover 101 November 19, 2009
A barn hoe who wants more attention then she can already attract with her ugly ass face. Not to mention if you kicked that bitch in the crotch you’d lose a shoe.
by Your fault hun May 24, 2018
A gay boy who nobody likes. He pretends to be a 14 year old girl on Minecraft and gives bad succ. He catfishes people and gives fake names. He can’t ever get a boyfriend if he tried. He’s also a mega faggot.
by Space Whale Cringe June 08, 2018
Blond college-grad girls from Seattle. Generally thinks they are "Down with it" but they haven't got a clue.
Also retarded when it comes to anything electrical
Also retarded when it comes to anything electrical
by CrazyTimeChris August 16, 2008