Jake 

Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3

Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.

Jake by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018

Jake 

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.

Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!

Jake by big gay energy July 29, 2018

Jake 

a smug little bitch who has rich parents

Oh, that guy, that JAKE??? Yikes...

Jake by jimmmmmcock August 12, 2018

Jake 

Someone that has the smallest penis and likes to rape little boys

“There goes Jake again”

Jake by Jake likes boys October 12, 2018

Jake 

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

Jake by John Donavan October 15, 2018

Jake 

An emo kid who likes everything Marylin Manson

Man you like Marylin Manson? Dude you’re such a Jake stop it

Jake by Blistersonmycheetofingers December 1, 2018

Jake 

Jake is a peng ting init, he has a very long shlong and a 69 pack.
He is obviously the biggest alpha male known to man.

"Oh shit that peng unit over there must be called Jake".

Jake by Brightonunit December 24, 2018