jake is a kind, caring and loving person, jake always has your best interests at heart, jake is hot and a sexy devil, you will sometimes find that jake is a bit emo and will sometimes say the wrong thing but if you love a jake you will feel like a godess cause jakes always care for the people they love.
sophie: ''omg did you see Jake there now''
lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
lousie: '' yeah havent you heard hes going out with laura''
sophie: '' God shes so lucky hes such a sexy devil, i bet she feels like a godess''
by lulu<3jake February 18, 2012
by Josh Galmarez March 24, 2005
a verb describing when someone suddenly passes out. being high isn't necessary to 'jake' but is often a key factor. a Jake In Progress (JIP) can be identified by; sinking of the eyes, sudden lack of interaction with group, searching for the most comfortable position possible. a 'jake' can be delayed by the consumption of food however this is only a temporary solution. it is customary to loudly whine 'JAAAAAAAAKE' when someone jakes. resisting a jake is often futile however it is possible, many believe jaking to be a physical tiredness however it is actually a sapping of motivation with waves of lethargy.
'shit man, you jaked hard last night'
'I'd better go home before I jake'
'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'
'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'
(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'
'I'd better go home before I jake'
'guys, jake's jaking'
'nah its just a JIP i promise'
'Oh shit i'm jipping, better get some food'
(notice someone jaking)
'JAAAAAAKE'
by Major Jaker April 10, 2013
by Sweet niblets May 01, 2009
A no good lying asshole who will never be happy because he will always, ALWAYS, fuck his life up, no matter how much he lies to himself.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Other wise known as a huge fucking loser.
Yeah...Jake fucked me over too.
by Silly me I didn't realize August 24, 2008
When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')
by Highpod February 26, 2010