Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011

jacking off

when my bro jack goes away

mum jacks jacking off again, come say bye bye

by sily mong September 1, 2004

i-jacking

The stealing of an I-Pod.

Someone is i-jacking I-pod's.

by Inelight August 4, 2007

flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack

I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!

by MC triple T January 3, 2011

Apple Jacking

The event of a thief or robber stealing an iPod or Apple product.

"Yo, that guys apple jacking me," Tyrone said as the thief ran away with his iPod.

by Teh_North_Star December 27, 2009

jacking the refresh

when one is reached complete boredom, or boregasm, and has nothing better to do than repeatedly hitting the refresh button on facebook. Most often there is no significant change whatsoever, just the same news about how Becky has just gotten her new haircut and she wants people to "hit her up."

None of my friends answered any of my texts, so i was just jacking the refresh until i could find something better to do.

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!

I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!

by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018