covid-b

Covid-B is a widespread desease caused by aAmerican entertainer Cardi B. It’s spread by the constant listening of Cardi’s discography. Other ways it can be transmitted is by getting within 6 feet near her.

I think i’m coming down with Covid-B because i just finished listening to cardis earrape songs

by tayrianaslut November 10, 2020

COVID 19

covid-19 Gonna make everyone go insane because we can't leave the house and were out of toilet paper.

Me:Imma make COVID 19 my new crush

Side character #1: why THO
Me again: so I can't get it

Everyone:😐
Me:🙂

by sortascary11d7 March 24, 2020

COVID Convoy

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

by YAWA July 02, 2020

covid toes

blue or purple lesions on toes or feet as an early sign of covid-19

The doctor said that Anne's painful covid toes may disappear within ten days.

by timlight April 22, 2020

COVID-19

A virus equal to the common cold with one distinction: people are actually afraid of it for some reason.

Whoever started COVID-19 should be fucking raped to death with a stop sign! :)

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

Covid 19

apparently the virus which has been affecting the watch for the past year. Although, we all know that it is FAKE!!!! the government made it up as a punishment for me when i divorced my wife, Sharon.
I need to get the word out. i need to tell the truth...

Charlie: Covid 19 is a dick
Tom: BRUH!!! How dumb are you?!?! Covid 19 isn’t real! Get with the times!!!

by Mike_Oxlong101 November 12, 2020

COVID-45

Also known as COVID-19, Trump dropped the ball. The stock market crashed. City's and schools shut down for weeks. Unemployment went up to 3 Million.

Trump blames China and past administration's.

It happened own your watch 45 so own this shit!

Bro, the media call it COVID-19 because it surfaced in 2019. Fuck that it's COVID-45 because Trump is the 45th president.

by Polymath72 March 27, 2020