Illogical Stone

A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.

“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”

by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019

Incognito

When tubing and the tube goes underwater with riders on it

I fell off the tube because it went incognito

by Nat Jones June 8, 2019

inlocated

when you fucking own your knee cap and it feels fully unattached for 69 seconds until you realise youre a weak bitch and its actually chill as... inlocated.

fuck ow bae stood up too fast think i inlocated my knee

by bumbdicks469 June 29, 2019

Incognito

It is where you are at school and you want more fun fun time with your free time

It is time to go INCOGNITO BOIS

by QAZQASWA March 26, 2019

Incognito

look mommy im a spy pew pew

look im incognito i am spy man pew pew i will hide my shit in a cupboard spy man

by MILKTHATSEXPIRED August 14, 2019

incognito

ur probably in (incognito mode) rn because u scared ur parents see what u search... i am

*in class*
Chad: y r u in incognito mode dude
Brad: bc i dont want the school seeing what im saying

by flattass August 22, 2019

Incognegro

Hidden negro

Police officer- " Damnit jane, my sources say, James has gone incognegro"

by jhinto October 15, 2019