infectious nut

When you nut around a bunch of nerds and it causes them to all want to nut too, resulting in a nerdbang.

The infectious nut was strong last night, that nerdbang was insane and I can't walk today.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

Muscle Inflation

The peak of a workout where your pumped and can't move your arms. It feels like your biceps are balloons.

Arnold Schwarzenegger says muscle inflation feels like cumming with a woman.

by SageExtreme October 16, 2010

Helmet Inspection

The act of using your tongue to lick under the head of the penis.

Last night while Jessica was going down on me she gave me a helmet inspection! It was amazing!

by thesnowman611 March 8, 2015

maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

Sacred Inflation

When having anal sex with your partner you pull out a cross, you then proceed to peg yourself with the cross until your rectum swells due to damage. With your swollen rectum you make your partner suck on it. Whilst doing so you proceed to spunk on a bible and hit your partner with the spunk and bible whilst saying justice has been served. The God Has Blessed us all.

Jenna what happened to your face its all swollen.
Oh Felix and i tried the sacred inflation it was amazing.

by Qxl April 5, 2020

Work Inflation

When you receive more work or responsibilities for the same pay...without a raise insight

"Hey man, you coming out tonight?"

"Nah man, can't. Got work inflation going on. Won't be coming out for a while"

by Sleepless at Work November 12, 2020