Taking a tub

When one needs to release a colon cannonball i.e. take a huge shit, one will often state that he or she needs to take a tub. It is often confused with the country bumpkin way of "taking a bath", but everyone knows that its about blowing mud out one's asshole.

"I caught Nick 'taking a tub' last night and the stench almost made me pass out where I stood"

by Rick Forrester October 18, 2012

Tub of Tubbies

The fattest person in the world. Of all the fat people in the world, he/she is king.

There goes a Tub of Tubbies, just finished off the whole $1 menu.

by unsonny January 10, 2006

fill the tub

Verb ; act of inserting you erect penis into your partners anus and becoming flacid. Once relaxed, urinating into your parter.

"So glad you made dinner tonight, can't wait for you to fill the tub for me later."

by Homewrecking Horsecock August 13, 2017

Dogs In The Tub

When, durring intercourse, A man puts his testes in one orifice while his penis in the other.

Extremely hard to do, much like manipulating two dogs into a bathtub.

Dude, that chick's a ho, I put dogs in the tub. Super Loose

by JLExperience October 9, 2008

Tub Boy

see jack handey

by jack's brother September 7, 2003

tub ledging

The act of rubbing oneself on the side of a tub to get off, a form of masturbation

Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.

by Anonymous12385838228384872 July 8, 2016

Chub Tub

Someone who is a bit on the chubby side but not obese.

dude look you can tell hes a chub tub by the fat belly

by theswagster April 18, 2016