dam store

A very funny store name that is for a store next to a dam. Not overused in the slightest

“I’m going to the dam store.”

“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”

by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

Dam Juan

Code for lets smoke weed later

Dam juan

by Niggacheese Raven September 15, 2019

Dam and Damn

Dam: a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"

Damn: How cool people do it. Used to emphasise something. The right way to use it

Person 1: I’m reading a book and one one do the chapters are
“I have a dam problem”

Person 2: oh ye let’s see bitch…
Person 2: oh I’m sorry they have a problem with their dam! I feel so sorry for them
Person 1: wha-
Person 2: DAM IS a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.

Person 1: erm okay?

Dam and Damn is different fucking things PEOPLE

by Dragoooon_xjt November 29, 2023

dingleberry dam

When your underwear have become so crusted with shit it dries to your ass.

Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.

by Erikneil13 October 8, 2016

Daddy dam

A condom. Created late at night by Nick Watts and William Carter of San Francisco California, 7/22/18

I hope you used a daddy dam!!!

by Instawhat49 July 22, 2018

Beaver dam

When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle

The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping

by Defiweirs December 2, 2023

Dam That River

I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake

Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away

by Death Menace June 14, 2023