“Yo dawg, them Michigan girls are freaky. We were getting down, and I was queasy, so I gave her a Detroit landfill, and she fucking loved it!”
by DirtySanchezYYC July 22, 2023

by Random McNally September 1, 2019

When you suprise your significant other by shitting on their chest while pounding on your chest like a gorilla.
by Kaitou January 25, 2017

by s.dadon January 21, 2023

A "Detroit 7up" is where seven men of African descent stand around a woman in a huddle, and begin to masturbate into her mouth, and when she has received all seven load she swallows them all at once then traces it all with some tonic water.
"Hey Lester! If you wanna find five more guys we can give your girlfriend Jessica a Detroit 7up tonight!"
by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023

by D-Man-313 August 14, 2009

You wait until the girl is asleep, then get her legs apart, then quickly jam your penis into her ass. She'll wake up, and most likely be upset, but keep going, she'll live.
by Carl Jones August 10, 2006
