Garden City

Affluent town where all the HS kids must drink pretty early. Yes, that includes everyone, not just the lax/football kids like in other towns. The "nerds" of this town drink everyone under the table once they go to college. My roommate used to live here and he's a total shitfuck. Rediculous shorts all the time and is somehow the star of our intramural lax team even those he's a weakling and didn't even play in high school. Go figure.

Dude, my roommate from Garden City never got laid in high school yet drinks like a champion, what gives?

by Dbonez April 21, 2008

Garden State

one who listens to alternative music (i.e. the arcade fire, the shins, iron and wine, cold war kids, ect.) and wear clothes such as cardigans, scarfs, and slacks

Whats that Edward kid like?
I dunno, he's kind of garden state.

by Dylan Ison, Larry Lunsford, and Ryan Heimlich March 17, 2008

garden hose

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour

lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

by Pamann December 12, 2010

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

country garden

what stoners use to make themselves smell good after chiefing. its made by glade and can be found at your local cvs. when you smell it it makes your knees week and you have a burst of excitement, especially after smoking.

yo i smell like shit! ohh dude les stop by cvs and get some country garden!

by scoobilydooped June 8, 2010