self-importland

General slight aimed at the masses that flock to PDX for all of it's friendlies..green-friendly, animal-friendly, vegan-friendly, queer-friendly, artist-friendly, CLOWN-friendly (yes, Portland is clown-friendly) etc.
Meaning: full of your own hot political air. Snob.

Ugh, that hipster just called our monogamous relationship "patriarchal"! That's so self-importland!

by E. Henpecked December 10, 2009

Impossible Love

To not be unable to get to someone or thing

Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 3, 2005

importunate

Troublesomely urgent or persistent in requesting; pressingly entreating

Jokes form a kind of currency, such that a wise-crack from the most importunate beggar may bring instant reward.

by Simple Sam February 7, 2005

Important Things With Demetri Martin

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

by thecinnamonkd85 May 1, 2009

impositive

conjunction of impossible and positive

a) when something sounds too good to be true

b) when someone is way too optimistic about the outcome of a certain decision

a)
They offered you a job starting at 80k and they also pay for your MBA? That's gotta be impositive!

b)
dude 1: "You sure you can win this poker game?"
dude 2: "Sure? I'm gonna set a new record, dude!"
dude 1: "Man, you are impositive!"

by ricci-s November 25, 2009

Imports Suck ASS

Cuz cars aren't suppose to sound like fucking chainsaws. And front wheel driven cars do NOT need a wheelie bar!!

Look at every import wanna be racer and their stupid 4 inch exhaust tip.

by Allen Weber December 10, 2003

Italian Import

A Bootleg. A CD pressed over seas to bypass the legal issues of using a plant here. Also a Term used here to describe a bootleg without saying the word. Typically found in the music industry and sold in smaller music stores.

The guy at the store said this disc is an Italian Import of a live concert.

by MERVERNATOR March 30, 2005