soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.

I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?

by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011

iPodding

Rubbing your nipple in a circular motion like you have an ipod in your shirt pocket

I caught Ryan iPodding the other day at IoA!

by Seps September 23, 2005

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008

ipodify

when someone has lots of money and buys enerything an ipod can use in the house

wow your tv plays ipod music
wow your car uses your ipod
wow your stereo uses your ipod
wow you use your ipod for a walkmen
wow i swear your whole house is ipodify - fied

by Johnny potsmoka March 14, 2009

iPod karaoke

The act of singing loudly along to the music on one's iPod, which nobody but the singer can hear. Usually sung off key and out of tune.

Think of Eddie Murphy singing "Roxanne" in 48 Hours.

Q: Dude, what the *#)@* are you yelling?

A: Oh, just a little iPod Karaoke.

by Robiyierto December 17, 2009

iPod Movie

A movie that you see (usually dragged to by friends) that becomes so boring, that you pull out your iPod and start listening to music. Usually annoys those who are actually enjoying the film.

Girl - Hey, lets go see this new romance film.
Guy - Yeah, erm, ok.
Guy to friend - Dude, I'm being dragged to this film, I think it's an iPod Movie.

by KillerGorilla March 12, 2010

iPod

Everyone hates it...but we all still own one =\

I don't even know why I have an iPod...

by Omeggia April 23, 2010