Hendo

To be a sly or sneaky

They all went for drinks but the organiser when beeing hendo and didn't invite some people.

by Risteard011 March 9, 2015

double handojb d'fisty

It is when you jackoff with her help then she bends over and you cum on her back. After that you have doggy style vaginal sex while two owls have sex on her back (owls are optional). When you ejaculate you cum in her mouth. After a little while she jacks you off while you fist her. This originated in Kansas City, Ks.

Last night when I worked at the zoo my girlfriend and I double handojb d'fistyed in the bird exhibit.

by The truth of whatever November 24, 2010

Hondo

yeah

Nick: Man Chris you big

Chris: Hondo

Nick:Kevin is booty

Chris Hondo

by c Worm September 20, 2009

Hundeenth

Boarding school slang

Dude ... that girl was hot to the hundeenth power. I'm definitely asking her for a walk back to her dorm.

by Buggs Bunny x86 April 29, 2009

Handoffable

The ability to think about someone whilst having a wank.

"Be-jayzus look at caroline, she is very handoffable"

by that-guys February 7, 2013

Handoos

A person who is lame, not cool, and possibly super gay.

My brother Stepan is a handoos on the couch.

by Big Guy From Hood May 16, 2013

HandOfJesus

The Hand of Jesus is the hand that solves all the problems. No matter how big,or small,the Hand of Jesus is the answer, and can be passed down to any embecil with enough faith. The Hand of Jesus is everything and nothing. The Hand of Jesus can be stylized as Jesus Touch, Hand of Jeezis, or Jehova's Witness.

I was touched by the HandOfJesus during work today,I had no hope,but I got promoted!
*reincarnates dead zombie* "HU,WHA--I HAF DEH HAND AHF JEEZIS--PewDiePie

by Crylex December 9, 2014