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Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own
Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011
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Hubby Hopping

A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.
My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.
by wynter012 September 7, 2012
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fad hopper

A person who quickly and compulsively follows new trends, thoughtlessly abandoning yesterday's bandwagon with lemming-like conviction; someone who jumps from bandwagon to bandwagon.
As soon as Stacy saw the new blog post, she quickly traded out her Spirit Hood for hair feathers. She's such a fad hopper.
by #sostrong February 11, 2014
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Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader September 5, 2015
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ball hopper

An incredibly unsatisfying sex act where a man places his dick and balls inside the vagina.
Yeah I know she wasn't exactly a smoke show , but I heard she could handle the ball hopper so I gave her a go.
by Stugots1215 August 26, 2016
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Border Hopper

A Hispanic or Latino that illegally crossed the border.
by PepperBellySpic July 22, 2018
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Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property

???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)
by jpxfrd123 November 4, 2019
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