dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 14, 2015

Holiday Steamroller

The action of which intails shitting one ones chest during/after sexual intercorse. Most find this practice crued and unruley. However, paired with a "Dutch oven" it can make for one shitty experience.

"Hey baby, what are your thoughts on a holiday steamroller?"

by Superdave🍺 December 16, 2013

hotdog holidays

Is a street corner hotdog stand located in pine county minn run by some fatman and his 2 gay lovers every year during the town's Quarry Days festival gay lovers gater round this hotdog stand happier than ever and call it hotdog holidays

Dam this fat man damaged my rim badly this hotdog holidays

by camping buddy June 11, 2017

holiday couple

A couple who only dates for thanksgiving through New Years. Simply so they aren't lonely during the holidays. They you may also date during these months to avoid looking like a loser when their relatives ask if they are seeing anyone.

Guy 1: Hey are Jessica and tom for real dude?

Guy 2: Nah man they're only a holiday couple
Guy 1: Thats fuckin stupid man.

by Aaron Simons November 14, 2016

Thug Holiday

Thug Holiday is a Holiday designated for thug’s or a thug . A day to celebrate the death of your dead homies. On August 1st

Hey , you celebrating thug holiday ?

Tell thug i said happy birthday !

by Highlander02 July 18, 2019

holiday-spammer

A holiday-spammer is a person who sends a mass holiday greeting text/email/or post to all of his or her friends on holiday's such as Christmas and New Years.

Most holiday-spammers are those friends you never hear from except on these occasions.

Every Christmas I received my phone is spammed with holiday greetings from my friends I hardly talk too, they are such holiday-spammers.

by GrammerNoGood December 28, 2011

Holiday tip

The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.

Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.

by Grant Rampus December 10, 2019