Hijaken

The realest nigga know to man

“Did you see that nigga Hijaken? He’s the realest”.

by Doctoral degree April 7, 2024

HIJAR

HIJAR - "Heard It's Just a Rumor"

Man, did you hear Jonathan gave an over-under to a Tranny last night?

Yeah, I HIJAR though. Jonathan is usually good about double checking beforehand.

by Ricardo Helicopter January 10, 2025

...Hijæ...(hijæ)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:...Hijæ...(hijæ)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

...HiJAlE...(hIjAleL)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...{కంపోజ్(《*~*.<.¤.>.*~*》)చేయండి}

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: ...HiJAlE...(hIjAleL)...(Hijæ)...hijæ...{కంపోజ్(《*~*.<.¤.>.*~*》)చేయండి}

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Hijacked

That's clearly what's happening to my thing.

Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

Hijack

I POSTED AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR CREATING AI (THAT WORKS) AND NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT PUBLISH IT BUT YOU STOLE IT!

Hym "I didn't hijack anything. I am using it BETTER because I AM BETTER. You want to sit here and pretend ignoring me did get dozens of kids killed so you can keep lives that DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED. How many LIKES did the solution to AI get? FUCKING ZERO BITCH! But you're using that fucking chat bot ain't you? You putting it in them robots ain't you? Uhuh. Yup. You're using it to genocide those Palestinians too, huh? Great job. There's the failure of democracy right there. That's the fundamental flaw of democracy in action. Oh? What's that? I should have to do it for free without being credited publicly? I don't think so but I guess democratic fiat says otherwise!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

Hijack

The act of a guy masturbating in the toilet compartment of an aeroplane while it's in flight.

Danny: Where's Jason?
Jack: No idea, dude.
Danny: Possibly having a hijack?
Jack: Dude, holy!

by Black Cat - 5000 December 13, 2025