herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx November 18, 2007

Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.

Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.

by O.G Unknown September 18, 2019

Digital Herpes

When an image has a high ratio of artifacts.

That jpeg has the digital herpes.

by Mister Bulldops April 15, 2016

Rooftop Herpes

When you get bumps that hurt on the top of your mouth.

Man that food was so hot i got the Rooftop Herpes.
That pizza is going to give him Rooftop Herpes.

by Nugget79 October 17, 2010

herp god

Andrew

"what up Herp god" - Zach and Juan E

by the chango that sucked ur dick November 30, 2017

Herpes Queen

A herpes queen is a mother who is tricked into believing one of her children has herpes. Said mother must research herpes extensively until the trick is revealed.

Yeah dude! My mom became a total Herpes Queen overnight!

by NasaGal August 06, 2019